can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
omg he is so happy
just look at him
he’s like, “My grandma is so smart. These fruit are funny. My head hurts.”
PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY

(Source: kimbbearrrrrrrr)

And now for one blatantly male and purposfully themed Witch, who I named Asper.
His abilities are heavily reliant on paints and oils, and a limited control over glass. His weaknesses are against anything/magic that’s hot or wet. His outfit will absorb colors and use it as a sort of indicator as to how much magical ability he has left to use from it (like a full-body MP bar), once every little blotch has gone back to a default gray he either needs to find another color to absorb and use or fuckin book it because then he’s useless. Sunlight and those with light-specific abilities (that aren’t fire reliant) power him up, and he’s capable of ‘leaping’ into glass (like leaping into a painting and thus becoming part of it, it’s like a play on those mosaic glass paintings and stuff you get it)
are these things getting annoying yet because if thats a yes then i apologize but i just cant stop
so my post was good enough to like but not good enough to reblog
omfg i’m sorry pun-ler i never made you a follower post
i didn’t even get an email about it but i have it set to do that so i don’t know what’s up????
anyway sorry i’m an assbaka

(Source: araneanus)